Masturbation With Ease
Posted by Log1x
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Description: Fun...
; Random Girl Script
; Made by [^B]Log1x[^B] for [^B]Enm4[^B]
; Commands: /gcommands
alias girls {
set %lastgirl $read(girls.txt)
set %lastused $time on $adate
echo -a [^B]Girls[^B]: The girl you are going to wank off to is: %lastgirl
inc %grecord 1
}
alias addgirl {
set %addgirl.1 $?="Name?"
set %addgirl.2 $?="URL?"
if (!%addgirl.1) || (!%addgirl.2) || (http:// !isin %addgirl.2) {
echo -a [^B]Add Girl[^B]: The proper information has not been specified. Please try again.
}
else {
write girls.txt %addgirl.1 ( $+ %addgirl.2 $+ )
echo -a [^B]Add Girl[^B]: %addgirl.1 has been added with the URL %addgirl.2 $+ .
unset %addgirl.*
}
}
alias delgirl {
if (!$1) {
echo -a [^B]Delete Girl[^B]: Invalid syntax. /delgirl <name>
}
else {
set %delgirl $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
write -ds $+ $1 girls.txt
echo -a [^B]Delete Girl[^B]: %delgirl has been deleted from girl.txt.
}
}
alias girlstxt {
run girls.txt
}
alias listgirls {
echo -a ------------ [^B]List Girls[^B] ------------
var %i = 1 | while (%i <= $lines(girls.txt)) { echo -ag $+(%i,.) $read(girls.txt, %i) | inc %i
}
}
alias gstats {
echo -a [^B]Girl Statisticss[^B]: [^U]Last Used[^U]: %lastused [^U]Total Girls[^U]: $lines(girls.txt) [^U]Last Girl[^U]: %lastgirl [^U]Used Script[^U]: %grecord time(s)
}
alias girl {
if (!$1) {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: Invalid syntax. /girl <name>
}
elseif (!$read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)) {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: No results found.
}
else {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: Matches found for $1 are: $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
set %lastgirl $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
inc %grecord 1
set %lastused $time on $adate
}
}
alias gcommands {
echo -a ------------ [^B]Girl Commands[^B] ------------
echo -a /girls - Random girl
echo -a /addgirl - Adds a girl to girls.txt.
echo -a /delgirl - Deletes a girl from girls.txt.
echo -a /girlstxt - Runs the girls.txt file.
echo -a /girl - Searches for a girl inside of the girls.txt. Syntax: /girl <name>
echo -a /listgirls - Lists all the girls in girls.txt.
echo -a /gstats - Shows statistics.
}
; Random Girl Script
; Made by [^B]Log1x[^B] for [^B]Enm4[^B]
; Commands: /gcommands
alias girls {
set %lastgirl $read(girls.txt)
set %lastused $time on $adate
echo -a [^B]Girls[^B]: The girl you are going to wank off to is: %lastgirl
inc %grecord 1
}
alias addgirl {
set %addgirl.1 $?="Name?"
set %addgirl.2 $?="URL?"
if (!%addgirl.1) || (!%addgirl.2) || (http:// !isin %addgirl.2) {
echo -a [^B]Add Girl[^B]: The proper information has not been specified. Please try again.
}
else {
write girls.txt %addgirl.1 ( $+ %addgirl.2 $+ )
echo -a [^B]Add Girl[^B]: %addgirl.1 has been added with the URL %addgirl.2 $+ .
unset %addgirl.*
}
}
alias delgirl {
if (!$1) {
echo -a [^B]Delete Girl[^B]: Invalid syntax. /delgirl <name>
}
else {
set %delgirl $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
write -ds $+ $1 girls.txt
echo -a [^B]Delete Girl[^B]: %delgirl has been deleted from girl.txt.
}
}
alias girlstxt {
run girls.txt
}
alias listgirls {
echo -a ------------ [^B]List Girls[^B] ------------
var %i = 1 | while (%i <= $lines(girls.txt)) { echo -ag $+(%i,.) $read(girls.txt, %i) | inc %i
}
}
alias gstats {
echo -a [^B]Girl Statisticss[^B]: [^U]Last Used[^U]: %lastused [^U]Total Girls[^U]: $lines(girls.txt) [^U]Last Girl[^U]: %lastgirl [^U]Used Script[^U]: %grecord time(s)
}
alias girl {
if (!$1) {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: Invalid syntax. /girl <name>
}
elseif (!$read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)) {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: No results found.
}
else {
echo -a [^B]Girl[^B]: Matches found for $1 are: $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
set %lastgirl $read(girls.txt, w, * $+ $1 $+ *)
inc %grecord 1
set %lastused $time on $adate
}
}
alias gcommands {
echo -a ------------ [^B]Girl Commands[^B] ------------
echo -a /girls - Random girl
echo -a /addgirl - Adds a girl to girls.txt.
echo -a /delgirl - Deletes a girl from girls.txt.
echo -a /girlstxt - Runs the girls.txt file.
echo -a /girl - Searches for a girl inside of the girls.txt. Syntax: /girl <name>
echo -a /listgirls - Lists all the girls in girls.txt.
echo -a /gstats - Shows statistics.
}